Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Awful! Just awful! Seriously, they are STILL making these garbage films! No why? That's one of the FAQs for the film: Why the hell are they still making these? The answer: Money. And just for the sake of entertaining the kiddies and trying to amuse small children.

OK, let's be honest here. The original entourage in December 2007 was good. It was the most faithful to the original AATC. The Squeakquel released two years later in December 2009 was bad. It more or less follows a very similar plot of the first one except with a few differences: the boys go to school, get bullied by football jocks, meet their opposite sex, and end up in the hands of Dave's cousin Toby in his mid twenties (a former high school dropout). The third one, Chipwrecked released two years later in December 2011 was just awful. I hated it so much it was just like watching paint dry. (Sorry if my reviews on the previous films were positive, it was a big typo, my keyboard got screwed up but I REALLY HATED IT!) and now you derail this crashed train wreck even more by screwing up this franchise by adding another unnecessary sequel: The Road Chip, releases today, December 18, 2015 in Toronto, Canada. It just delivers a horrible empty message that not even 4 year olds will like. Oh my god, stop this PLEASE STOP THIS! Hopefully this is the last film in the franchise. This horrible franchise needs to end already. They should have stopped a long time ago in 2007.

Hopefully Star Wars: The Force Awakens will totally obliterate this film. I sure hope Star Wars will destroy this film and end the franchise! The Force Awakens already has 94-97% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes and the Road Chip falls extremely far short of even a fresh 60% rating. It has a 14-20% rotten rating. This film is the WORST SEQUEL EVER! Even worse than Speed 2: Cruise Control, Ted 2, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. The Force Awakens is an excellent example of an amazing sequel. WATCH STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS INSTEAD OF THIS JUNK!!!!!!